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>>> hi everybody
>>>
>>>
>>> Subject: Fwd: I couldn’t resist!
>>>
>>> Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
>>> better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
>>> frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed
>>> up, God said, "THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up
>>> a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
>>> judge who does the better job."
>>> So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
>>> They moused.
>>> They faxed.
>>> They E-mailed.
>>> They E-mailed with attachments.
>>>
>>> They downloaded.
>>> They did spreadsheets.
>>> They wrote reports.
>>> They created labels and cards.
>>> They created charts and graphs.
>>>
>>> They did some genealogy reports.
>>>
>>> They did every job known to man.
>>>
>>> Jesus worked with heavenly efficie ncy and Satan was faster
>>> than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning
>>> suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured,
>>> and, of course, the power went off.
>>> Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
>>> known in the underworld.
>>> Jesus just sighed.
>>> Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them
>>> restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically,
>>> screaming: "It’s gone! It’s all GONE! I lost everything when the
>>> power went out!"
>>> Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
>>> from the past two hours of work.
>>> Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed.
>>> "That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I
>>> don’t have any?"
>>> God just shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
>>> have a good day
>>>
>>>
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>>>
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>>>
>>> No virus found in this incoming message.
>>> Checked by AVG Free Edition.
>>> Version: 7.1.371 / Virus Database: 268.3.1/291 – Release Date:
>>> 3/24/2006
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>> hi everybody
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>>
>> Subject: Fwd: I couldn’t resist!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
>> better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
>> frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed
>> up, God said, "THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up
>> a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
>> judge who does the better job."
>> So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
>> They moused.
>> They faxed.
>> They E-mailed.
>> They E-mailed with attachments.
>>
>> They downloaded.
>> They did spreadsheets.
>> They wrote reports.
>> They created labels and cards.
>> They created charts and graphs.
>>
>> They did some genealogy reports.
>>
>> They did every job known to man.
>>
>> Jesus worked with heavenly efficie ncy and Satan was faster
>> than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning
>> suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured,
>> and, of course, the power went off.
>> Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
>> known in the underworld.
>> Jesus just sighed.
>> Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them
>> restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically,
>> screaming: "It’s gone! It’s all GONE! I lost everything when the
>> power went out!"
>> Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
>> from the past two hours of work.
>> Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed.
>> "That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I
>> don’t have any?"
>> God just shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
>> have a good day
>> Tom and Norma
>>
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>>
>> No virus found in this incoming message.
>> Checked by AVG Free Edition.
>> Version: 7.1.371 / Virus Database: 268.3.1/291 – Release Date: 3/24/2006
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