1:
Can you cry under water?
2.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just
murdered?
3: Why do you
have to "put your two cents in"…. but it’s only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going
to?
4: Once you’re in
heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
5: Why does a
round pizza come in a square box?
6:
What disease did cured ham actually
have?
7: How is it that
we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to
put wheels on luggage?
8: Why is it that
people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two
hours?
9: If a deaf
person has to go to court, is it still called a Hearing?
10: Why are you
IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
11: Why do people
pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at
things on the ground?
12: Why do
doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked
anyway.
13: Why is "bra"
singular and "panties" plural?
14: Why do
toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
15:Can a hearse
carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?
16: If the
professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a
radio out of a coconut,why can’t he fix a hole in a
boat?
17: Why does
Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both
dogs!
18:
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk,
why didn’t he just buy dinner?
19: If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
20: Do the
Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
21: Why did you
just try singing the two songs
above?
22: Did you ever
notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when
you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
window?
23: Do you ever
wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
first place?
"Smile, It will
improve your face value"
You all hummed
the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle…Admit
it
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