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WARNING

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WARNING
>> >> >>> >
>>
>> >> >>> > >>You should be alert
during the next days:
>> >> >>> > >>Do not open
any message with an attached filed called
>> >> >>> >
>>"Invitation" regardless of who sent it.
>> >>
>>> > >>
>> >> >>> >
>>
>> >> >>> > >>It is a virus that opens
an Olympic Torch which "burns"
>>the
>> >> >>>
> >>whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be

>>received
>> >> >>> >
>>from
>> >> >>> > >>someone who has your
e-mail address in his/her contact
>>list,
>> >>
>>> > >>that is why
>> >> >>> >
>>you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is

>>better
>> >> >>> > >>to
receive
>> >> >>> > >>this message 25 times
than to receive the virus and
>>open it.
>> >>
>>> > >>
>> >> >>> > >>If you
receive a mail called "invitation", though sent
>>by a
>>
>> >>> > >>friend, do not open it and shut down your
computer
>>immediately.
>> >> >>> >
>>This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has been
>>
>> >>> >classified
>> >> >>> >
>>by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.
>> >>
>>> > >>This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and

>>there is no
>> >> >>> > >>repair
yet for this kind of virus.
>> >> >>> >
>>
>> >> >>> > >>This virus simply
destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard
>> >> >>> >
>>Disc,where the vital information is kept.
>> >>
>>> > >>
>> >> >>> >
>>
>> >> >>> > >>SEND THIS E-MAIL TO
EVERYONE YOU KNOW, COPY THIS E-MAIL
>>AND
>> >>
>>> > >>SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT
TO
>>THEM,
>> >> >>> > >>YOU
WILL
>> >> >>> > >>BENEFIT ALL OF
US

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Fw: EARLY VALENTINE……..

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A friend sent an early "Valentine" to see if it will make it around the world by February 14th.

 
 
 

                                                 For God so loVed the world,
                                                      That He gAve
                                                             His onLy
                                                            BegottEn
                                                                  SoN
                                                                      That whosoever
                                                      Believeth In Him
                                                         Should Not perish,
                                                       But have Everlasting life."


                                                                              John 3:16
                                                      Send it around the World!

 

 

 


"Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you’re not willing to move your feet."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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No virus found in this incoming message.
Checked by AVG Free Edition.
Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 267.15.6/257 – Release Date: 10/02/2006

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Fw: Does God Exist?

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> Does GOD Exist
> This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain
> and suffering that I have seen. It’s an explanation other people
> wil understand.
> A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his
> beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a
> good conversation.
> They talked about so many things and various subjects.
> When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the
> barber said: "I don’t believe that God exists."
> "Why do you say that?" asked the customer.
> "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that
> God doesn’t exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so
> many sick people
> Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there
> would be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine a loving
> God who would allow all of these things.
> The customer thought for a moment, but didn’t respond
> because he didn’t want to start an argument. The barber finished his
> job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop,
> he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed
> beard. He looked dirty and unkempt!
> The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again
> and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist. "
> How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am
> here, and I am a barber and I just worked on you!"
> "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don’t exist because
> if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and
> untrimmed beards, like that man outside.
> "Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not
> come to me."
> "Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That’s the point! God,
> too, DOES exist!
> What happens, is, people don’t go to Him and do not look for
> Him. That’s why there’s so much pain and suffering in the world."
> If you think God exists, send this to other people—If you
> think God does not exist, delete it!
>
> BE BLESSED AND BE A BLESSING !!!!
> —————————————————————————-
>
>
> —
> No virus found in this incoming message.
> Checked by AVG Free Edition.
> Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 267.15.2/252 – Release Date: 06/02/2006
>
>

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Fw: x3o3_One Question IQ Test

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One Question IQ
Test

Here’s
a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your
day……

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. ! By imitating
the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who
wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express
himself?

Think about it
first before scrolling down for the answer…

He
opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses"

If
you got this wrong – please turn off your computer and call it a
day.

 

 

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Happy Birthday!

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It was my dad’s birthday yesterday.  So wish him a happy birthday. He just turned forty-seven, so he is getting up there.  We are planning a birthday party for him, hoping it will be a surprise.  Please don’t tell him about it because we don’t want him to know.  It is planning to happen this afternoon.  So far he hasn’t complained.
 
This weather up here is getting out of control.  Just about a month ago there was no snow o n the ground. But today there is already over a foot, and it is still coming down.  Although the forecast says the weather temperature should go up to plus 4 by tomorrow, it is only -18 right now.  (Courtesy of the Weather Network). Have you checked out our web-page (Courtesy of TELUS). There should be a link on this site to that page.
 
I am really good with computers, and with almost anything else.  I am very smart, and even got straight A’s on my last report card.  So that proves how smart I am.  Today I am in Junior High and have many friends.  I enjoy having friends. they are fun to hang our with.
 
We actually more or less over a month ago had a band concert (a few photos to come soon). We are actually going to Edmonton to play at the festival there in April.  We will be adjudicated. Although some of my friends can’t go, I am going.  I am really looking forward to that.
 
For those of you who don’t know, my birthday is on April 8th.  So we’ll be going to Edmonton around that time.
 
I know of this really neat program called Google Earth You can basically zoom down on any location anywhere in the world.  Try it out.  Mac Version is to be made soon, but currently it only works on windows.
–Matt
(Spell Checking by GOOGLE Toolbar)
 
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Christmas is Coming Quickly

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Well,Christmas is quickly approaching. It is just around the corner, and yet there are still so many things still to do We still have baking and shopping to do. And we still do not have our Christmas tree. We have our artifical one set up downstairs, but our real one has not yet been bought. The tempertures are very wierd around here. Last month, we didn’t have any snow. We now have snow, but now it may melt, because it is about to warm up again. We had broken lots of record temps in November, with highs as high as 12 or 13. I live in Canada, where it can get really cold. It was -25 C today, with a wind chill of -35 C. I didn’t dare to go outside today.

I am a very smart kid. did you know that I got straight A’s in my report card. I was so proud of myself as this has never happened before.

My mom is constantly quilting. She’s even made a few Christmas projects. She’s made many quilts, including two for me.

I really haven’t been listening to Adventures in oDyssey on-line recently, because I haven’t seemed to find the time. I should get into the habit of listening to it every day I play on the computer, being he first thing I do. I should have it as my background sound when I’m racing. That would work very well.

Well, I hope we get our Christmas tree really soon. We have so many presens to put under the tree before Christmas day arrives. I’d also like to remind everyone what Christmas is really about. Christmas is all about Christ coming to this earth. It is the celbration of his birthday. And the reason he came to this earth was to die for our sins, so that we could spend eternal life with him.

I will try to send you pictues of this Christmas season in Canada.

Remember to check out the web-page at http://www3.telus.net/public/dms88/index2.htm

Well, Merry Christmas
Matt Schlosser

Have a happy New Year too!

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Fw: Janitor or Millionaire

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—– Original Message —–

Sent: Sunday, October 30, 2005 5:19 PM
Subject: Fw: Janitor or Millionaire
 
An unemployed man is desperate to support
his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor’s job at a large
firm and easily passes an aptitude test.

The human resources manager tells him, "You
will be hired at minimum wage of $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address
so that we can get you in the computer. Our system will automatically e-mail you
all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first
day."

Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a
computer nor an e-mail address.

To this the manager replies, "You must
understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not
exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a
high-tech firm. Good day."

Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where
to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers’ market and sees a
stand selling 25 lb. crates of beautiful red tomatoes.

He buys a crate, carries it to a busy
corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes
and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he
ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of
groceries for his family.

During the night he decides to repeat the
tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early
every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly. Early
in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at
a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup
truck. At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left
their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is
buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community
college so she can keep books for him. By the end of the second year he has a
dozen very nice used trucks and employ s fifteen previously unemployed people,
all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard.

Time passes and at the end of the fifth
year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse which his wife supervises,
plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company’s payroll has put
hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the
business grossed a million dollars.

Planning for the future, he decides to buy
some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance
plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail
address in order to send the final documents electronically.

When the man replies that he doesn’t have
time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is
stunned, "What, you don’t have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think
where you would be today if you’d had all of that five years
ago!"

"Ha!" snorts the man. "If I’d had e-mail five years ago I would be
sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.15 an hour".

Which brings us to the
moral:…………………….

Since you got this story by e-mail, you’re
probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire.

Sadly, I received it also.